The Convalescent Tabbed by Phil Payton (philpayton@hotmail.com) Intro: e -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- b -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- g -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- d -2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2- a -2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2- e -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- e ---------------------------- b ---------------------------- g ---------------------------- d -s4-4-----4----------------- a ------5-7---5--------------- e --------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7- e ---------------------------- b ---------------------------- g ---------------------------- d -s4-4-----4----------------- a ------5-7---5--------------- e --------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7- e ---------------------------- b ---------------------------- g -s4-4-----4---5-5-5-5-5-5-5- d ------5-7---5--------------- a ---------------------------- e ---------------------------- e ---------------------------- b ---------------------------- g -s4-4-----4---5-5-5-5-5-5-5- d ------5-7---5--------------- a ---------------------------- e ---------------------------- Verse 1: e --------------------------------------------------------- b -8-8-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-3-3-3-3-3- g -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-4-4-4-4-4- d -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-----------7-7----------- a --------------------------------------------------------- e --------------------------------------------------------- My bedroom walls recall whats in my head a college constructed and constantly fed e --------------------------------------------------------- b -8-8-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-3-3-3-3-3- g -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-4-4-4-4-4- d -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-----------7-7----------- a --------------------------------------------------------- e --------------------------------------------------------- Goya mixes Picasso but it's hardly Spain I look through the window pissing down with rain Prechorus: e -1-0-0-2- b -1-0-1-3- g -2-1-2-2- d -3-2-2-0- a -3-2-0-0- e -1-0-0-x- Lovely labradors outnumber musicians e -1-0-0-2- b -1-0-1-3- g -2-1-2-2- d -3-2-2-0- a -3-2-0-0- e -1-0-0-x- Bonnie and Clyde have made their good intentions e -1-0-0- b -1-0-2- g -2-1-2- d -3-2-2- a -3-2-0- e -1-0-0- Pity poor Payne Stewart in a death bubble e -2------------- b -3------------- g -2------------- d -0-5-4-2-0-2-4- a -0------------- e -x------------- But what a swing and so much bottle Chorus: C C7 So i convalesce and i ease the stress Am F G G#5 Cause DNA means does not accept C So i convalesce and i ease the stress C7 Am D Cause DNA means does not accept Break: e -2-2-2-2-2-------10-10- b -3-3-3-3-3-------10-10- g -2-2-2-2-2-12b14------- d -0-0-0-0-0------------- a -0-0-0-0-0------------- e -x-x-x-x-x------------- Verse 2: e --------------------------------------------------------- b -8-8-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-3-3-3-3-3- g -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-4-4-4-4-4- d -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-----------7-7----------- a --------------------------------------------------------- e --------------------------------------------------------- Kleenex kitchen towels and teletext TV My favourite intentions of the 20th century e --------------------------------------------------------- b -8-8-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-3-3-3-3-3- g -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-4-4-4-4-4- d -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-----------7-7----------- a --------------------------------------------------------- e --------------------------------------------------------- Haile Gebrselassie looks so sweet and young Eyes quickly shift to Jak Kevorkian Prechorus: e -1-0-0-2- b -1-0-1-3- g -2-1-2-2- d -3-2-2-0- a -3-2-0-0- e -1-0-0-x- Uneven and tidal all with exit policies e -1-0-0-2- b -1-0-1-3- g -2-1-2-2- d -3-2-2-0- a -3-2-0-0- e -1-0-0-x- Followed by antiballistic migraines e -1-0-0- b -1-0-2- g -2-1-2- d -3-2-2- a -3-2-0- e -1-0-0- And Brian Warner has a tasty little ass e -2------------- b -3------------- g -2------------- d -0-5-4-2-0-2-4- a -0------------- e -x------------- Scared of cash machines and Mardi Gras Chorus: C C7 So i convalesce and i ease the stress Am F G G#5 Cause DNA means does not accept C So i convalesce and i ease the stress C7 Am D Cause DNA means does not accept Break: e -2-2-2-2-2-------10-10- b -3-3-3-3-3-------10-10- g -2-2-2-2-2-12b14------- d -0-0-0-0-0------------- a -0-0-0-0-0------------- e -x-x-x-x-x------------- Verse 3: e --------------------------------------------------------- b -8-8-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-3-3-3-3-3- g -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-4-4-4-4-4- d -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-----------7-7----------- a --------------------------------------------------------- e --------------------------------------------------------- Albert to Juanterino unique in his field These are the things that that make you feel e --------------------------------------------------------- b -8-8-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-5-5-3-3-3-3-3- g -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-4-4-4-4-4- d -9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-----------7-7----------- a --------------------------------------------------------- e --------------------------------------------------------- Klaus Kinkski with love of Werner Herzog Scream until the war is over Scream unitl the war is over Prechorus: e -1-0-0-2- b -1-0-1-3- g -2-1-2-2- d -3-2-2-0- a -3-2-0-0- e -1-0-0-x- Seberniska cousin of Treblinka e -1-0-0-2- b -1-0-1-3- g -2-1-2-2- d -3-2-2-0- a -3-2-0-0- e -1-0-0-x- Scream until the war is over war is over e -1-0-0- b -1-0-2- g -2-1-2- d -3-2-2- a -3-2-0- e -1-0-0- And Dante's Inferno slides in to dismorphia e -2------------- b -3------------- g -2------------- d 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